Orlando Bloom went skinny-dipping over the weekend in mid-August and was kind enough to share some pictures–including one he tagged fiancée Katy Perry in.
The Pirates of the Caribbean star uploaded three pictures and a video on Sunday, August 15, captioning the post with water droplet and squirt emojis. In the first and final pictures, shirtless Bloom soaks up the sun in a picturesque river setting. In the video, he back-strokes a bit and declares the water is “so amazing.” But in the middle picture, he reveals he’s been naked this whole time, posting a backside pic with the peach emoji covering his bare butt.
As Bloom gives a thumbs-up, multiple families on the other bank of the river can seemingly see him, even if he’s not close enough to recognize. But he covers up sufficiently! Don’t worry, this isn’t another accidentally-caught-naked situation.
What really got commenters talking isn’t the picture but the tag. Orlando Bloom tagged Perry right on the peach emoji, the modern-day equivalent of saying, “This Ass Is Property of Katy Perry.” Honestly, iconic.
“🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘” commented actor Josh Brolin. Yeah, exactly!
Bloom’s not the only celebrity–erm, how do we put this–posting ass on main and shouting out their partners. Just last week Blake Lively uploaded a similar picture, albeit bikini-clad, to her Instagram Stories, encouraging followers to see her husband Ryan Reynolds’s movie, Free Guy. Is this a thing now? Are ass pics the new selfie? Do I need to make a playlist of songs about butts for the occasion?
On August 27, 2020, Perry and Bloom announced the birth of their daughter, Daisy Dove. (Bloom shares a son with his ex-wife, Miranda Kerr.) “We are floating with love and wonder from the safe and healthy arrival of our daughter,” they wrote on Instagram at the time.